One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. „Oh, no,” I said. „Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

(Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy)

És, igen, két hét múlva már én is ott leszek! Vajon van a párizsi Disneyland közelében kiégett raktár? (Vajon lesz addigra gyerekem? I don’t think so.)