Grumpee.

A fülhallgatóm (Sony katéter jellegű modell, nemúj régi) membránja teljesen feladta a csatát, recseg mint Kossuth Lajos a viasztekercsen. Cserébe kontakthibás is, úgyhogy nem mindig kell hallanom a recsegést.
Speaking of contact, a kontaktlencsém meg most inkább rossz, mint jó, a szemüvegem otthon. Jöhetnék a sajtreszelő-hasonlattal, de maradjon a dolog ennyiben, grumpy-e vagyok. (Húha, ezért a bejegyzését tutira beszól az a jófej arc, aki a múltkor is a sok angol miatt. Go ahead boy, lol.)
Itt meg egy random link neked, hogy jól induljon a hét(fő). Keep it real.

What not to email

Email is safe unless it contains programs. (Data and documents are fine, programs are not). If you send me a program, I will not run it, as it could damage my system and could be a virus.

  • Note: Documents for Microsoft word, Excel, and possibly other Office programs tend to execute programs (scripts) in what you would expect to be harmless documents. These can expose my machine to viruses, because these programs do not (it seems) prevent scripts from running within a document when it received by email. Please do not send me Microsoft Office documents.
  • If you are sending text, please send it as plain text or HTML. If you use your favorite word process, slide tool, etc, and send it in that program’s format, then you are forcing me install proprietary software on whatever machine I read them on.
  • If your email is sent from Microsoft Outlook, and contains an attachment, I will be more likely to discard it as I understand that a famous series of viruses in 2001 resulted from Outlook’s tendency to execute scripts in email, and used up a huge amount of my and my colleague’s time.

Tim Berners-Lee jó faszi. (Timmyyyyyy, mrmpfglprf!)

“Tudod milyen szar, amikor a fiad vágja a sütit, te meg teljesen zöld vagy hozzá?” – a téma az informatika.